the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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busty-karkat:

My science teacher used to teach all of his classes morse code until last year because last year he caught two kids cheating on the test and having a conversation across the room in morse code by blinking their eyelids. So he doesn’t teach morse code anymore and those kids have to wear sunglasses when they take tests

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geeniemooo:

so-much-hilarity:

look at Daniel pulling Rupert away in the last one :’)

I love the way Emma is like ‘oh really….’ And then turns her head to say ‘is this true u little…’

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fasterfood:

did obama just start a rap battle with jay-z

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lxtreme:

Jensen Ackles for PETA

The whips can stay out of the bedroom as well. But he can feel free to bring the chains. One leg chained to the bed is all he’ll need to do me. After all, knowing he’s coming through the door, it’s not like I’ll have plans of going anywhere.

gabdammit:

365 Movie Challenge

Day 113

Friends with Kids

I wasn’t expecting anything good from this movie, I don’t really know why, I just didn’t, it seemed like a stupid movie. But I was surprised.

It was actually a really nice movie. It was cute and heartwarming at some point.

It starts talking about how having kids can ruin a marriage. And well, it talks about how a relationship is something you need to work in. It talks about how you don’t know what you got until it’s gone (a cliche phrase that’s so fucking true).

It’s a love story and it fucking stole my heart! I don’t even know what to write anymore….

The main characters are amazing, the actors are really cool and they’re really nice together.

Megan Fox is in the movie. And well, she is fucking hot. I’m crazy jealous of her….. She really is fucking pretty in this movie. goodgod.

Another actor I’m sort of really into is Chris O’Dowd. He’s really cute and his beard is really attractive and I don’t know.

Maya Rudolph rocks of course.

Kristen Wiig killed me, not in the good way. It’s sad that she was the one that had that huge problem in the movie. It was really sad. It’s always sad when relationships don’t work. But she seemed to have a happy ending… I don’t know I hope she did u.u

I think that actors were the reason this movie was good. I liked them all so much xD

It’s a good movie, if you’re into kinda cheesy love stories and family and the power of love and stuff.

I liked it.

lea-michele:

whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly certain that i just end up looking like i have recently killed a family of 5 and eaten them for breakfast

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